Yes, this is a confession video. And it is all true.

I’m not proud of what I’m going to tell you.

I hope very much that you won’t pass judgment.

I trust that you know by now that your Roxy actually is in all respects a very good soul, who only aims to please and make you happy.

That being said, when I was a teenager I was not immune to behaving occasionally in ways that make me cringe when I think back on them.

Perhaps you have your own teenage memories that you wish you could forget?

Anyway, in this clip I chain-smoke two Marlboros to h...

Yes, this is a confession video. And it is all true.

I’m not proud of what I’m going to tell you.

I hope very much that you won’t pass judgment.

I trust that you know by now that your Roxy actually is in all respects a very good soul, who only aims to please and make you happy.

That being said, when I was a teenager I was not immune to behaving occasionally in ways that make me cringe when I think back on them.

Perhaps you have your own teenage memories that you wish you could forget?

Anyway, in this clip I chain-smoke two Marlboros to help me get through the nervousness of sharing with you, in my soft smoky voice, the details from a night when I committed perhaps my worst ever transgressions.

We’re talking serious transgressions. I am not kidding.

I cough a little too, but that’s normal for me. And a couple of times I need to spit what my coughing brings up from down in my smoker’s lungs.

Also, I apologize if you are offended by the trash-talking I lapse into as I remember the night in question.

For instance, there are frequent uses of the f-word. (I know you Irish won’t mind that! lol. I’m lookin’ at you , Paula Malcomson. haha)

After you watch this clip, feel free to email me (address at the top of the page) with any reactions to my confession. Or perhaps with a request for a custom video or two. Hey, we’re all friends here, right? :)