As your trip advisor, I STRONGLY urge you to take advantage of this this touring opportunity!! See every bit of my close-up facial features- filter-free and unapologetically. (Smoking all the while, of course)

SURPRISE!- I'm ALSO your tour guide! Who better to show you around the place?! After all: I know it like the front of my head... baha!! See what I did there ?!

This clip takes you closer than EVER.... SO close, in fact, that while watching you should only lean inward toward the screen at your own risk; as you're liable to end up with a mouthful of my secondhand smoke... Show more