Ok, my precious Roxy fans, this is a weird one.

I was all out of cigarettes, so I decided to film this clip to show you the lengths I’m prepared to go to when I need my nicotine.

All I had in the house was a small amount of loose tobacco. But no rolling paper or even a suitable pipe. :-(

My solution was a purely jerry-rigged “cigarette” that thankfully at least took the edge off my cravings.

I might look cheerful in this clip, but you can be sure that inwardly I was shaking with desperation to satisfy my addiction.

And when I was done filming I r...

Ok, my precious Roxy fans, this is a weird one.

I was all out of cigarettes, so I decided to film this clip to show you the lengths I’m prepared to go to when I need my nicotine.

All I had in the house was a small amount of loose tobacco. But no rolling paper or even a suitable pipe. :-(

My solution was a purely jerry-rigged “cigarette” that thankfully at least took the edge off my cravings.

I might look cheerful in this clip, but you can be sure that inwardly I was shaking with desperation to satisfy my addiction.

And when I was done filming I rushed right out to the store to re-supply myself with beloved Marlboros!

[No nudity in this clip. Just me looking pretty while I talk with you and construct my desperado cigarette.]