Lucky you, what a view you have! Stuck in this box all night. I hope it was comfy, you'll be spending quite a bit of time here from now on! Today is your first lesson in being used by me, to serve my EVERY NEED. Oh yes, even the most dirty ones. Especially the dirty ones. Now open up nice and wide and get ready for your first day of training..

In the most crisp audio, as if I'm whispering into your ear...