That is HILARIOUS! OMG, I have to take a picture and show my friends! I think that might actually be a record for the tiniest dick! Are you sure you aren't a girl? I don't think I need to ask you if you think you have what it takes to satisfy me. We both know that you don't!! I'm surprised you think that little thing could pleasure any woman! Can you even get it in? That's just... Sad. I'm sad for you but also so amused! I can't stop laughing! Hold on, I'm going to call all my friends so we can laugh at you, you little pathetic tiny-dicked loser! Ha ha ha!!