Thank you for coming in today, I know it's your day off, but I appreciate you coming in. I want to talk to you today about a very important matter that's come to My attention. A matter that's also come to the attention of your coworkers and your superiors. HR tells Me you've been caught jerking off at work. We need to discuss this. I don't want to hear any excuses.

It's against company policy. I know this isn't news to you, but I have told HR a conversation with you ... so here we go.

Take out your cock. You didn't think you'd get away with it, did you? No. So, if you so ... Show more