As soon as you purchase this clip, I'll know everything. Don't believe Me? Try it. I dare you to buy this clip.

For those of you that don't believe Me, you're stupid to think that I don't have a method of collecting information on clips that you purchase. Why would I miss such a glorious opportunity to drain more of you losers from money that you don't deserve.

After all, information is power, and the right information will lead Me straight to your bank account.