The living room, honestly?

There are better ways to get My attention than to jerk off in the living room for anyone to see, for Me to see.

I thought you were better than that; I thought you were My good boy. Oh, haven't I been paying you enough attention? There are much better ways to get My attention than this depravity. This depravity will find you over My knee if you're not careful.

Turn around, finish yourself off, and listen closely to what I say. A spanking is a real possibility if you don't pay attention and follow My instructions.