For this clip, you’ll need 4 of your favourite toys that can inflict pain. You’ll need a warm-up toy, and preferably a mix of thuddy and sharp implements.

I’ve missed hurting you. Don’t worry, I won’t be too harsh ... yet.

Think of this like a little re-introduction to pain, one I’ll guide you in, one you’ll enjoy, and one you’ll crave by the time this clip finishes.

Are you ready?