Again! You pissed yourself again! I mean, the diuretics probably don't help - nor the re-conditioning, but that's beside the point.

What am I going to do with you? I can't turn My back for 2 seconds without you pissing yourself, and then skulking off to change. There is one thing I can do though ...

I spoke with a lady in the shop about these, they're supposed to absorb everything that comes from you, and more. She also said that you can layer them up if you leak. So here, put this one and maybe you'll get somewhere.

Oh, you may hate them now, but in time you'l... Show more