Your wife is far too good for you. I mean, just look at yourself! You're a slob, a loser, a pathetic wimp. She's off the charts hot whilst you struggle to even get on them. Why she's with you, I've no clue - but she's sure as hell too good for you. She deserves better.
Make her life better, get yourself out of it.
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