Talking about our 'relationship' over the phone feels too impersonal. Why don't you come on over and we can discuss the terms of our continued contact? Excellent!

You see, there are a number of unsightly characteristics that you possess that I want to ... train out of you. Permanently.

I'm very aware that you're a rather a big fan of Mine and since our days at the office with your continual pestering, endless coffee runs just for Me and shy smiles I know you'd do anything to stay in contact with Me, and today you're going to show Me that you're a sissy ... oh, excuse Me, I... Show more