HAHA, what a joke. You've finally showed me what your cock looks like, and it's an absolute embarrassment. You'd be better off keeping that baby carrot in your pants, because there's no hope of ever satisfying a woman with that. In fact, I'm going to pull out my thickest dildo and compare you to it - you need to know what women really want, and it's not what's in your pants. I'll spread my hairy pussy for you so you can appreciate exactly what you're missing out on!