I was dared to let my armpit hair grow out and now I have lots of dark hair growing in my underarms. One thing I've noticed is that they smell so much worse than they used to. I must sweat more now that my pits are hairy. My BO is out of control. I try to waft the smell away with my hands and pinch my nose to try to make it more bearable, but to no avail. I then decide to make you sniff my pits, so I don't have to. I describe how I'll hold you there and make you breathe in my stinky, hairy armpits.