You thought you were going to get laid when you went out on a date with me. Think again, pig! I've shrunken you and now I'm going to eat you. I hope you taste like bacon. I crunch your bones and organs between my teeth and then you slide down my throat. My stomach bloats and growls loudly as I digest you.

I describe to you where you're going to end up in a couple days as I tease you with my ass. You're not worthy to be pushed out my asshole, so you better appreciate the honor.

You thought you were going to get laid when you went out on a date with me. Think again, pig! I've shrunken you and now I'm going to eat you. I hope you taste like bacon. I crunch your bones and organs between my teeth and then you slide down my throat. My stomach bloats and growls loudly as I digest you.

I describe to you where you're going to end up in a couple days as I tease you with my ass. You're not worthy to be pushed out my asshole, so you better appreciate the honor.