I heard you cheated on me with my best friend and now I'm going to make you and her pay. I pretend that I've made you a birthday dinner, but before we eat, I tell you that I know about your secret and that I've already turned her into an ugly male toad. I do the same to you, only turning you into a female one. I make fun of you as you change, telling you that you'll have to be fucked by toads for the rest of your life. I would have been open to a threesome, but you just had to sneak around behind my back. Fuck you!