Merry Christmas! I know we haven't known each other for very long, but I want to give you a very special and unique gift. I'm a witch (surprise!) and now I'm going to turn you into a ornament to hang on my tree, just like I've done to every other man I've dated. I watch and make fun of you as you shrink and painfully turn into a decoration for my tree. I then hang you up and walk away to open all the expensive gifts you got for me.