Your unfriendly neighbourhood accountant is here!!!

Yes b1tch! It's your Mistress here, and I am ready and on point to collect my dues! Pay up pay up! I've been looking at the takings from you whores and it just aint adding up! I will NOT allow my champagne budget to be diminished this month. My guests and I always enjoy the finest funded by the sweat and tears of all you minions and losers!

I want to see you beg and plead with me to spend even more of your hard earned cash so I can go on endless splurge trips on your budget! LOSER