You thought she was a sure thing, she looked like the kind of girl who would let you do anything if you told her what she wanted to hear. So when you tried your tried and tested smooth move to get into her room you couldn't believe how easily you managed to convince her.

But she just needed a bit of money to pay off a loan. She'd pay it back. No problem you thought. She would give it back. So you had handed over the goods... Huge mistake!

Because when you got to her room you quickly realised that you were the one being played for a fool! Her mood was very different! She...

You thought she was a sure thing, she looked like the kind of girl who would let you do anything if you told her what she wanted to hear. So when you tried your tried and tested smooth move to get into her room you couldn't believe how easily you managed to convince her.

But she just needed a bit of money to pay off a loan. She'd pay it back. No problem you thought. She would give it back. So you had handed over the goods... Huge mistake!

Because when you got to her room you quickly realised that you were the one being played for a fool! Her mood was very different! She talked smack, making you sniff her socks and spitting her gum at you! Your money wasn't coming back! And she didn't care!

In fact, she tells you... she rinses losers like you on a daily basis! She knew you were a sure thing and were batting far out your reach with her. The things she was going to do to you and your little baby dick....