Sitting up in my room, contemplating your fate... You spend too much time jerking off that useless flap of skin between your thighs and not enough time actually being useful to me. We're going to change all that. Because today I am setting out a blueprint for how you are going to maximise all of that time that you are going to save while you are not wanking.

I'm going to be the first thing and the last thing on your mind as you toil away day after day, relentlessly pushing you on to become more productive and expand my empire so you pull in other wanker drones ... Show more