I've only been living next door to you for a few weeks, and now that I'm all unpacked, all I want to do is lay out in my yard and soak up some sun. However, I've noticed you watching me from your window and I have no doubt that you've been jerking it to me. Well if you get to watch, so do I. I want to watch you jerk it. Even better, I want to tell you exactly how to do it.