Only one day away from having my baby, I head into the kitchen to film a final contraction video for you. I admit that the contractions start off fake, with me totally playing it up for the camera, but then, out of nowhere, the craziest thing happens: they actually turn real! Perhaps I was trying so hard to act like I was having contractions that my body got confused and started having real ones. Next thing I know, I'm crying out in agony as the contractions get more and more intense. I peel off my clothes in hopes it'll help my breathing, and try my hardest to get the horrible contractions...

Only one day away from having my baby, I head into the kitchen to film a final contraction video for you. I admit that the contractions start off fake, with me totally playing it up for the camera, but then, out of nowhere, the craziest thing happens: they actually turn real! Perhaps I was trying so hard to act like I was having contractions that my body got confused and started having real ones. Next thing I know, I'm crying out in agony as the contractions get more and more intense. I peel off my clothes in hopes it'll help my breathing, and try my hardest to get the horrible contractions under control. They're so painful, and now they're coming harder and faster! If I don't get them in check, my baby could be coming right here on the floor in the middle of the rain storm happening outside. Oh, no!