Why would you ask me, or any Professional Dominatrix for that matter, for a dick rating? I've seen thousands of them at this point. Though I am intrigued by the fact you can never get a second date. Let's have a conversation about that. Now's not the time to be shy. Take off your pants. I'm going to tell you exactly what I think of that appendage-uncensored and not restricted by your ridiculous rating scale. Didn't you want the truth?