When we tell people to have some courage, we often say, "have some balls". I don't think balls are a source of courage or strength. They're a source of weakness, and I enjoy hurting them. I love squeezing them in my hands, punching, and of course kicking them. My ferocious demeanor is eliciting a fear boner. As much as you want to run away, you yearn to be a source of amusement like some of my other minions. Though you need some training before I kick field goals into your nuts. Being able to withstand my hard kicks means I'll keep you around. Get ready.

When we tell people to have some courage, we often say, "have some balls". I don't think balls are a source of courage or strength. They're a source of weakness, and I enjoy hurting them. I love squeezing them in my hands, punching, and of course kicking them. My ferocious demeanor is eliciting a fear boner. As much as you want to run away, you yearn to be a source of amusement like some of my other minions. Though you need some training before I kick field goals into your nuts. Being able to withstand my hard kicks means I'll keep you around. Get ready.