I don't typically grab someone new to massage my feet, but you seem eager and willing. After the day I've had in boots and heels, I'm in need of an exquisite foot massage. If you do well, there's some foot play in store afterwards. If you do poorly, then you'll be punished with what you lust after. Am I distracting you with talking about what my feet can do? There's no excuse. Get to work.