I gave this fat bastard one simple instruction. When you arrive at my film shoot this morning, bring me a cake. A nice big chocolate cake! I’m quite a devious character, so I told him to arrive at 8AM, knowing that I wouldn’t be getting there until 9:30AM, and knowing full well that is pathetic fat slob wouldn’t be able to resist the desire to eat my cake. I came into the carpark from the back, and slowly crept up to his car, to discover him eating my cake! How predictable he is. So now I had the perfect excuse to tie him to the bench, and completely destroy his fat ass! This is a totally b... Show more