I’m a professional show jumper, and this scene is my favourite yet. I take my horsey for a ride around the damp field, putting him to the test, riding him hard and fast. He’s not to shabby, and his flabby hips make him a comfortable ride. While I’m riding him around the field, I tell him that maybe I should have put a saddle on him, girth him up nice and tight, and put a bit in his mouth. I tell him maybe I should go one step further and nail some shoes onto his feet, and make him my permanent horsey! Horsey was panting for me. Giddy up horsey. I tell him I may start keeping him in my stabl... Show more