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What staggers and dangles so loosely in the crotch? It is the strap that will penetrate your notch. Apparently, we can rhyme. Unfortunately, we had to think far too long about what rhymes with words like "giant strap-on" or "mega dildo". Since our budget for finding rhymes was cut, we decided to use a less lyrical form of expression. Why always express only in a fine manner?

Let's just tell it like it is. Rappers do that too. At least the ones that rap about dildos in the ass. And there is nothing to sugarcoat here. There's this incredibly huge strap-on thing.... Show more