Today I want to tell you about my new business venture. I have so many losers throwing cash at my feet that I decided to open my own bank. Welcome to the Royal Bank of Goddess. My bank is open to all and I have very special interest rates that will appeal to you. However I must warn you that my terms and conditions are very different to the kind of bank you may be used to. However, my bank has some great perks such as seeing me each time you visit to make a deposit. How could you resist not calling in to see such a perfect goddess whilst you hand in more cash. There are a few things you need t... Show more