It's that special festive time of year. The season of merriment and happiness, celebrations and joy. A time of social gatherings, family and friends. Well that applies to most normal people... but not you. You are not a normal person. you are a pathetic weak individual who is going to be spending this Christmas in solitude! Today I talk about how wonderful xmas really is and let you know what I have planned, how excited I am about the forthcoming celebrations and partying, not to mention how much of your money I will be spending. Then I make you face the reality of how pathetic your Xmas is... Show more