I walk to the toilet in my cute grey top and blue jeans. After sitting down, I pick up my book to get some reading done while I go. I start out peeing while a couple farts squeeze out, and read on as I squeeze and strain. I shift positions, trying to get better leverage, but I'm really constipated and my efforts prove futile for a while. A couple itty bitty farts squeeze out as I try to #2. I squeeze and strain and strain and squeeze, trying my best to get that #2 out, grunting a bit here and there in the process. Finally, I successfully #2. I use a flushable wipe to clean up, then shimmy u... Show more