My digestive system is displeased with me today, and it lets me know. I've had the all-telling cramps the entire time I was bathing, so, once I'm done, I rush to the toilet, and my colon unleashes its wrath as soon as I sit down, before I even have my book open. After a quick spurt, I have to strain a little to get the next bit out, but it comes easily once it starts moving. Unsure if there's more coming or not, I continue to read, and grab cotton swabs to get the water out of my ears while I'm here. Once I determine that the second spurt was my last, I put down my book and stand to wipe. <... Show more