Your boss, CEO Sage Eldritch, calls you into her office pretty pissed off. You notice she is wearing a bikini with sunglasses. She angrily tells you that she can't go on vacation knowing what havoc you've been causing to the company. Your performance is so awful that she's gonna give you your Performance Review right now. It comes down to two choices: either be fired or have your penis removed. She tells you that yours wouldn't be the first she's had to chop off! After a moment, you decide on the second choice. Sage knows the pay and benefits are way too good to pass up. She wants to give you ...

Your boss, CEO Sage Eldritch, calls you into her office pretty pissed off. You notice she is wearing a bikini with sunglasses. She angrily tells you that she can't go on vacation knowing what havoc you've been causing to the company. Your performance is so awful that she's gonna give you your Performance Review right now. It comes down to two choices: either be fired or have your penis removed. She tells you that yours wouldn't be the first she's had to chop off! After a moment, you decide on the second choice. Sage knows the pay and benefits are way too good to pass up. She wants to give you a second chance, so she immediately puts on a pair of latex gloves and deals with your pesky penis. She takes a small pair of scissors and removes your dick with a snip. Now, Sage can finally relax and enjoy her vacation. You'll be healed by the time she returns, so profits had better be sky-rocketing by then!