Whatever you do, don't eat the apple...
At least that's what you were told. The price for living in eternal paradise. It was a lie! A trick! A ploy to keep you blind and dumb. I've tasted the forbidden fruit and you will too. Of course, your actions today will have consequences like damning mankind for all of eternity, but that's a small price for the pleasure you're going to experience. Once you taste the apple, I'll impart the knowledge of carnal pleasures to you. There is one side effect of the forbidden fruit that you may not like: I've decided that I'm no longer yours. I may have b... Show more