got on one of these dating sites, thought I would give it a try. Met this guy, he took me to an exclusive restaurant, one of the best in Florida. We had a wonderful dinner, had a lot in common a couple more drinks and I was thinking to myself "I'm going to take this guy back to my place and FUCK him" ....We get back, point him to the bedroom and i go in get all dolled out in some fuck me quick lingerie, hop into bed and the guy has the tiniest little bitty penis I have ever seen on a man, it's so fucking little I cracked up, (I couldn't help myself) the thing is so small I had to start laughin... Show more