At night I am tossing and turning and just can't rest because I am really sick. I hope it's not the virus! I take my temperature to make sure. But the best way to take your temperature is anally. So I spread my big butt cheeks to the side and insert the thermometer into my asshole. And quickly I find that I have a fever I must treat. I start to think of the best way to handle this. If I am so hot then why don't I just cool myself off? So, I drip ice cubes across my holes and then finally stick multiple ice cubes inside of my ass. It starts to cool me down right away. It definitely hurts a l... Show more