Dear Diary: I've returned home from a night of dancing at the club. I'm wearing a very short, shiny mini dress with slits on each side that show an amazing amount of my legs, plus a V-neck top that lets my ample breasts sway. Dear Diary: We all know that dancing gets us horny, well I'm no different and I came home horny as hell. I always have a toy at the ready, so watch, as I make good use of my liberator.