Ugh! I'm so full! Look at my big belly! It's so full of filth! I don't know what's wrong with me but I can't go to the bathroom! I can't get this filth out of me! I feel so full and gross! I feel pregnant with filth! I keep farting and having horrible gas! What do I do!? I need to get all the stink out of my big, fat ass but it won't come out! Help!

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