I have to go so bad! Why is my friend taking sooooo long in the bathroom!

I am beyond desperate! I can feel my asshole opening up! There is a massive load threatening to explode out of my asshole! I bang on the door and beg for her to let me in! I am begging and crying and pleading! Please, please let me in! I'm going to go in my pant! My jeans will be ruined and I'll get filth everywhere!

I can't help my ass from opening up and farting! Then some filth escapes my ass! Ugh! I just went a little in my jeans! Oh god! Let me in! I just mess in my pants!