I'm out doing some shopping in public. I have a lot of errands to run and so much shopping to do! But my asshole is so loud! I'm having the worst gas ever! I can't stop farting! I'm wandering up and down the store isles letting out so many farts! Farting in the parking lot between stores! And even on the busy public road! My ass is so loud and so smelly and I can't get it to stop farting!

At one point I let out a huge smelly fart in a store isle and a woman walks down the isle right after me! Oh man! She's going to smell my disgusting fart! She's going to smell my nasty ass!