I'm at work but I've got the worse gas ever! I had really spicy Mexican food for lunch and it has destroyed my ass! My belly is cramping and I have the worse gas ever! I can't stop farting! These are huge, nasty, wet farts and they stink so bad! My farts smell like the spicy food I ate for lunch! My office smells like my dirty stinky asshole! Oh wow! These are the nastiest farts ever!

Listen to me tell you all about my stinky farts! What they feel like, smell like, and what I ate to make me fart like this!

Enjoy!