Oh no! My stupid bathroom door won't open and I have to pee so bad! I don't know what to do! I'm pushing and shoving on the door as hard as I can but it's stuck! Oh my god! I can't hold it any longer! My bladder is about to burst! I'm going to have an accident! I'm going to pee right here in the hall! No! Why won't this stupid door open!?

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