I wish you were here spending Christmas with me! I wish you were here fucking me and doing all the filthy nasty things I know you want to do! You can do anything with me! I would never judge you! We can get so dirty, so filthy! We can fulfill each other's deepest darkest fantasies! You can do anything with me!

So why are you spending Christmas with your wife instead of me? Why are you with your perfect family when you could be spending Christmas getting dirty with me!

Enjoy!