I've been meaning to talk to you for a while now. Why the fuck are you always staring at me when I'm trying to climb? You think you're being discreet but you're really not. And while I've got you here, what the fuck are you even doing here?! Look at the size of you, your muscles are a joke, you're still climbing routes that a beginner does, you're not progressing, you're just pathetic. Look at what muscle looks like, as I flex my biceps, look at them bulge, my abs too.

I've been meaning to talk to you for a while now. Why the fuck are you always staring at me when I'm trying to climb? You think you're being discreet but you're really not. And while I've got you here, what the fuck are you even doing here?! Look at the size of you, your muscles are a joke, you're still climbing routes that a beginner does, you're not progressing, you're just pathetic. Look at what muscle looks like, as I flex my biceps, look at them bulge, my abs too.