We bump into each other again after the disastrous date we had a while ago ('date with muscular girl'), we chat about any training we've done since then. You're surprised as I say I havent done much but retained my muscle really well, you on the other hand have been sticking to a strict training schedule, chugging protein drinks etc but actually look even skinnier and bonier than when I last saw you. You start to get embarrassed and envious but I dont let up, and keep teasing you about your lack of muscle.

We bump into each other again after the disastrous date we had a while ago ('date with muscular girl'), we chat about any training we've done since then. You're surprised as I say I havent done much but retained my muscle really well, you on the other hand have been sticking to a strict training schedule, chugging protein drinks etc but actually look even skinnier and bonier than when I last saw you. You start to get embarrassed and envious but I dont let up, and keep teasing you about your lack of muscle.