Another year over, a time to celebrate a new year, well not for you, because, let's face it, what have you achieved?! Nothing. All you've done is fall deeper and deeper into a dark hole, fatter, uglier, older, and more and more addicted to get humiliated, just for that tiny little chance it'll get you off. What a pathetic loser you truly are. This next year, you will only become more addicted, get more humiliated, and be worse off in every single way