I know you dont get much luck with girls, and being the good friend that I am I offer to help. But you seem to be getting the wrong end of the stick, you kissing my lips would be gross, but you can tongue my asshole instead. Now dont be ungrateful, I'm being very generous here. I stick my asshole in your face and you reluctantly do as I say and tongue fuck my asshole. Ok, I'm going to let you fuck my pussy... dont be disgusting... I mean my foot pussy. I lotion up my feet, and being dissapointed but not wanting to refuse my kind offer you fuck my feet until I let you cum.