I'm feeling a little bit mean today. You know what that means, right? It means that you are going to hurt yourself for my entertainment. So grab a cane or a wooden spoon and let's get to it! I'll tell you exactly how to cane your own cock, and even demonstrate on a dildo. We'll start slow, but oh boy, this is going to hurt! But that doesn't matter, because we both know you'll do whatever it takes to bring a smile to my face.