I'm super horny and excited to have sex with you, until... did you... did you just cum in your pants?! Wtf, that's so embarrassing. I didn't even touch you or take off my clothes yet. What a fucking disappointment. I'm so glad I didn't actually fuck you, that would've been even worse. What a sad you are. I'm going to have to tell all my friends and everyone I know about what a loser you are...