Hey! Your girlfriend and I are supposed to go out tonight! Is she ready yet? Wait, what? She already left with a different friend?! Wtf... That's so rude. Now I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go. But seeing as I'm already here... Do you maybe want to hang out tonight? It'll be way more fun anyway... I mean, your girlfriend doesn't even appreciate you. She doesn't deserve you. You deserve someone who appreciates the amazing man that you are, and who's willing to show you her appreciation... Like me! Come on, you know I'm way more experienced in bed than your girlfriend. I know exactly what... Show more